i like the sound of my own voice

what tumblrs should i follow guys?

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you all should follow thebakedbaker.tumblr.com

shes pretty great

10 hours ago

it shouldnt exist

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thebakedbaker:

my boyfriend just discovered that spotify has every volume of kidz bop. 

i’m in for a long fucking morning.

ive got to listen to all the horrible songs maryna

i have to. its my mission

1 day ago
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thebakedbaker:

tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta:

thebakedbaker:

das whassup

i like this
lets drink old style til we get old maryna

old style, pbr, milwaukee’s best, and naddy daddy
shock top raspberry wheat, smashed, smirnoff, hard arnold palmer, mikes hard
leinenkugel, blue moon, sam adams, whatever
just 
not
red dog

baby, its natty not naddy. im sorry but i agree with it all

and all the pbrs all of them i can drink it forever

and it makes fucking EXCELLENT beer batter

thebakedbaker:

tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta:

thebakedbaker:

das whassup

i like this

lets drink old style til we get old maryna

old style, pbr, milwaukee’s best, and naddy daddy

shock top raspberry wheat, smashed, smirnoff, hard arnold palmer, mikes hard

leinenkugel, blue moon, sam adams, whatever

just 

not

red dog

baby, its natty not naddy. im sorry but i agree with it all

and all the pbrs all of them i can drink it forever

and it makes fucking EXCELLENT beer batter

1 day ago
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thebakedbaker:

das whassup

i like this

lets drink old style til we get old maryna

thebakedbaker:

das whassup

i like this

lets drink old style til we get old maryna

1 day ago
so let me tell you about natty daddy

its 8 percent booze

that is high for beer

its nice

now natty sucks

natural ice/light/whatever you got. it sucks like shit thats why it sucks and its cheap

its cheap like a chinese produced product

now natty daddy. its cheap it’s 1.39 in michigan for 24 ounces


but heres the thing

it isnt bad

ive drank worse high alcohol beers.

and for the price it isnt bad

from a 1 to a 5

its a 3

and beer advocate agrees and beeradvocate is totally beer snobs

i mean they say brooklyn lager sucks and man

thats my shit

i miss it

so yeah natty daddy

gets you fucked and its fuckin good for the price

so let me tell you about natty daddy

its 8 percent booze

that is high for beer

its nice

now natty sucks

natural ice/light/whatever you got. it sucks like shit thats why it sucks and its cheap

its cheap like a chinese produced product

now natty daddy. its cheap it’s 1.39 in michigan for 24 ounces

but heres the thing

it isnt bad

ive drank worse high alcohol beers.

and for the price it isnt bad

from a 1 to a 5

its a 3

and beer advocate agrees and beeradvocate is totally beer snobs

i mean they say brooklyn lager sucks and man

thats my shit

i miss it

so yeah natty daddy

gets you fucked and its fuckin good for the price

if my life was a sitcom id watch it

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yes, but only the part with me in it. nobody would want to watch you fight with nicholass over your computer and work at stop and shop.

my life before you was seasons 1-2 where it got renewed because it was new and exciting

you in my life is like season 3-now of parks and rec

its high quality

tiky-tiky-tom-tom

entertainment 720

(Source: tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta, via thebakedbaker)

remember when i was witty

yeah that still happens

if my life was a sitcom id watch it

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my name is tom. i live on long island. i am 20. i like to meet people.

the title of the blog is entirely true. i do like the sound of my own voice, and i like the things i come up with.

i like you too obviously if you're reading this.

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