January 2012
I kind of feel like just canceling my birthday...
lisaowns:
I couldn’t really give two shits about it anymore.
drive 12 hours and get here
we’ll drink 12 beers
you know when you see a guy puke
and you want to puke?
thats the vomino effect
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lisaowns replied to your post: so when i went to biggby’s orientation
i love you lisa
the best feeling is taking a shit and petting your...
my cat comes into the bathroom whenever someone poops
its pleasant to drop a deuce and pet a pussy
i start at biggby on thursday
i am nervous
i have never been a barista before
i need advice
is there a barista god
commack sure has alot of dead people
every other day it seems i see all rip from every commackian
why does your town die so much
my lifelong musical dream is to start a band...
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it’d be pronounced ampersand and ampersand
i have a soft spot for david byrne's like humans...
it was on my first computer’s files since it came with windows xp
i had no internet for a long time back 10 years ago
that was the only song on there
i enjoyed it
all you bastards reblog a million noted post
i want originality
i want witty commentary
you dont provide it
know what song you should never listen to
annie’s the breakfast song
it asks what i want for breakfast
the answer never changes
i’d like my eggs sunny side up with bacon on the side and a large bowl of maple brown sugar oatmeal with some rye toast to dip in the egg yolk
to my followers
i will never reblog you unless i plan on talking to you
but i expect you to reblog me and talk to me
i want you to like me
honesty ‘12
how is wearing white after labor day a fashion...
the day before labor day is after last year’s labor day
My dad just announced that he wants to move the...
indecisiveminds:
…what?!?
I am so, so glad that my brother and I are going to have to stay here for school for the next 3 years at least, because I do not want to move to Tennessee. I feel terrible for my little sister though. :l
we’ll both be in guam
so when i went to biggby's orientation
cars was playing on the store’s radio
i like that song
im going to like being a batista
I'm a Pop Sensation!
my sash says ultraman
the word cunt
makes people so angry
but in australia
everyone is a cunt
its like calling people buddy there
if i tweeted id tweet my poops
when i get drunk i sing billy joel
when billy joel gets drunk
he crashes into homes
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High listening to my own band and singing/dancing...
i do that all the time
The more racist a town is, the more they love...
livingston county is pure white
they seem to adore mexican restaurants. it’s actually where all the hispanic people are in this area
in those places
i dont have enough followers
thebakedbaker:
tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta:
y’all should reblog me
yeah y’all
maryna needs some too y’all
lets talk about write love on her arms
that is stupid
i would rather write a shopping list or cheat codes for nfl blitz 03
i dont have enough followers
y’all should reblog me
my hero of 2012 is
the dancing black man from the black keys’ video for lonely boy
he can really jive
green day is for dinguses
they cant even come up with real music
in 21 guns it sounds identical to full house
if your dad doesnt have a beard
you’ve got two moms
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tomrizzettatomtomrizzetta:
everybodyska replied to your post: i am just really drunk and i have alot of opinions okay
how did you go from one thing to another thing like that
i find one common link
and im drunk
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everybodyska replied to your post: i am just really drunk and i have alot of opinions okay
how did you go from one thing to another thing like that
i find one common link
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i am just really drunk and i have alot of opinions...
i was watching snl and lana del rey just butchered her own song video games which recorded was easily one of my favorite songs of the year but live
she didnt hit a high note once. she raped it like it was jaycee dugard.
and i dunno i like female vocalists
i give them the benefit of the doubt but the fact that i do that means i doubt women
i like women im not saying they’re inferior...
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there are stages of gay
the highest is platinum gay that means you never came in contact with a vagina and you were a c-section they rule the gayarchy
good for them
just made a waynes world reference that wasnt...
feeling proud of myself