i like the sound of my own voice

i was watching snl and lana del rey just butchered her own song video games which recorded was easily one of my favorite songs of the year but live

she didnt hit a high note once. she raped it like it was jaycee dugard.

and i dunno i like female vocalists

i give them the benefit of the doubt but the fact that i do that means i doubt women

i like women im not saying they’re inferior but sometimes you see really stupid decisions

but stupid decisions are done by all

especially the gop

i mean rick santorum is so anti-gay

he thinks more about gay sex than elton john does

elton john is so flamingly gay it’s a miracle he hasnt spontaneously combusted

i worked with a gay guy named lenny at target he was spontaneously combustion gay

and this chick denny. she was spanish and totally a lebian. mike ross this really fat guy showed his dick to her when working.

he’d eat all the dinnuh

he said dinnuh and not dinner

he had a bad accent

fuck mikeross